Winston Quote #214
Quote from Winston in Elaine's Big Day
Schmidt: Bros ever before the ho.
Nick: Anybody have a jar?
Schmidt: I'm sorry, okay? But we have to sabotage this wedding. Winston?
Winston: No, guys, look, you always bring me into these situations, and I get in over my head because I love pranks. I really do. I mean, you know that.
Nick: Yeah.
Winston: But look, it's time for me to just face the facts that I'm no good at them. You know, I'm 31 now, and it's time for me to cut the nonsense.
Schmidt: You're 100% right, man, but just, I don't know... what about today, just today... you give me full-on crazy?
Winston: Yeah!
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Nick: I'm trying to turn it off, you idiot!
Winston: Oh... no.
Nick: What's going on?
Winston: Uh... Bucky got out of his cage, man. Let's go get him.
Nick: No! No! I'm getting out of here!
Winston: No, you're coming with me. You got to help me find the badger, Nick! You don't be no bitch!
Quote from Nick
Nick: Hey, give me the keys.
Jess: Where are we going?
Nick: I don't know. Where did we come from? Where do we go? Where did we come from?
Jess: [chuckes] Shut up.
Nick: Yeah, that was "Cotton-Eyed Joe," wasn't it?
Quote from Winston
Winston: Hey. Bucky bit me. Bit me bad.
Nick: Hmm.
Winston: Yeah. So, um... so I'm pretty dizzy.
Nick: Okay.
Winston: Okay, what happened with Jess?
Nick: We called it. And she left. Yeah, we-we called it off. So, now I'm gonna drink, because that's my move.
Winston: Yeah. That was also your dad's move. Yeah, when things get messy, you just run away. But, you know, there are other moves. [Nick chuckles] Go.
Nick: Thanks, man.
Winston: Hey, bartender, can you call an ambulance? I'm about to bleed out. Thanks, man.