Nick Quote #1029
Robby: Whoa. I didn't know you could fall off those things.
Schmidt: Well, you can't, but I did it anyway. 'Cause I'm not friggin' tough enough to ride a mechanical tricycle.
Nick: Hey, it could have happened to anybody, Schmidt.
Schmidt: No, it couldn't have. It could only happen to me.
Nick: You crashed. You chunked. You beefed. You came off your bike. That's cool as hell. You got injured.
Schmidt: Yeah, you know, my neck does feel a little... I don't know... off.
Nick: Well, yeah, your neck's off. It's-it's hurt. You got hurt on a hog, man. And what are you gonna do with that pain? What does a man do about that pain?
Schmidt: He takes a bubble bath.
Nick: No. He drinks the pain away. Here's what we're gonna do. You see that biker bar? We're gonna walk inside. You're gonna take your helmet off. You're gonna slam it down. You're gonna tell somebody to watch it. You're gonna put Seeger on the jukebox. And you're gonna drink some whiskey.
Schmidt: Some clear-cut accomplishables. That sounds pretty manly.
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Schmidt: [loud thud] Somebody watch that.
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Nick: Me neither. My favorite kind of white people are redheads with high socks. Male or female.
Quote from Winston
Big Schmidt: Hey, hey, hey, huh?
Winston: Welcome fellow groomsmen. Big Schmidt, your minivan is sweet as hell, dude.
Big Schmidt: Yeah. Well, you know, I got it for the kids, but, uh, it's not quite the chick magnet I was hoping for.
Winston: Yeah, of course not.
Big Schmidt: I mean, I-I am straight hounding for some Sin City strange, you know. I don't care if it's a man, woman, or child.
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: You really should care if it's a child.
Winston: Yeah, them kids, man.
Robby: Yeah, no children.
Big Schmidt: No. God, God, of course not. You know, that's not what I'm saying. I was just listing...
Quote from Cece
Nick: [to Schmidt] What is going on with you?
Cece: Yeah, babe. Just because a scary man yelled his name in your face doesn't mean you can't like sake baths.