Winston Quote #496
Winston: KC? So... um... this is the real me. I'm proud of what I do, I really am. I work with a lot of great people, and I want to be one of them. Plus, if there are ever Ghostbusters, I know they're gonna recruit from law enforcement first. I know you're mad at me. I just came to say that.
KC: I'm not mad that you're a cop. I'm mad that you lied.
Winston: Well, tell you what, uh, is there any way I could take you out again and, you know, uh, be so honest with you that it scares the hell out of you?
KC: I don't know. That uniform is kind of distracting, isn't it? Maybe you should... take it off. [Winston laughs] You lied and said you were a stripper; it seems like the fair thing to do. [dance music playing]
Winston: Just in front of
all these people? In front of your colleagues? [man whoops] Oh, okay. I hear some "whoos!" [whoops] You ain't got no Ginuwine or nothing? Seriously though, I'm... I'm... I really am a police officer. It's... I can't really be here stripping for... you! [whoops] It's a clip-on, ladies. And it's on the ground. Here we go. Uh-huh, I want y'all to get y'all ones ready. I wear my underwear two sizes too big. [laughing] This is a... this is a thing. This is a thing I got to do in order to get my belt off.
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Winston: Thank you, Coach.
Coach: But I'm hungry.
Winston: Man.
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KC: You're a cop?
Winston: Me? [laughs] A cop? No! No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't... No, no, no. Get that out of your head. Uh, what I do is I'm a... male stripper.
KC: A stripper?
Winston: That's why they were wearing the uniforms. Yeah, I see where you... why you would think that. No. A surprising amount of day work for a stripper. You know, we just go in there, we do our routine while they eat their lunch salads.
KC: Wow.
Winston: You just pray nobody orders soup. Lost a lot of good men to soup. [short laugh] It's hard to gauge temperature when you're just... dipping and running. You'd be surprised what you could replace a ladle with.
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Winston: Come... Nick, that's not...
Nick: Do your Seinfeld.
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Nick: [laughs] I never thought of that.
Winston: Ah, boy.
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