Winston Quote #822
Quote from Winston in Five Stars for Beezus
Winston: [on the phone] Oh, my God, Schmidt. Why didn't you tell me you were gonna be a papa?
Jess: No, no, no, no.
Schmidt: What do you mean, "papa"? What are you talking about?
Jess: Pull the plug.
Winston: Sadie told Aly that Cece is pregnant.
Jess: Pull the... pull the plug.
Schmidt: What? Why would she do that?
Winston: 'Cause she pregnant.
Jess: Winston, he doesn't know.
Winston: Oh, oh, oh, no... Ah... No... I messed up just now.
Schmidt: W-Winston.
Winston: You weren't supposed to know that, so don't know that.
New Girl Quotes
‘Five Stars for Beezus’ Quotes
Quote from Cece
Cece: So sorry I'm late, but Sadie would not stop going on about her divorce, and I was like, "Girl, can you just be quiet and look at my vagina, please?"
Jess: The fact that we have the same gynecologist really makes me feel closer to you.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: [answers phone] What, Winston? I'm using social media.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Last box in the truck. Hmm. I haven't seen this room this empty since Steve left.
Aly: Who's Steve?
Winston: Oh, he was the guy who lived in this room before Jess. Real night screamer. He couldn't sleep unless he was screaming a whole bunch. Yeah.
Jess: I guess I should give you my keys.
Winston: Are you really not gonna tell Nick how you feel? That's such a Steve move.
Jess: [chuckles] Steve was in love with Nick?
Winston: Oh, yeah, and he never told him. That... sweet, gay coward.
Jess: Maybe Steve left this place and-and... and finally got the space that he needed to... become a better version of himself.
Winston: Yeah, I mean, he's selling tires in Little Rock.