Winston Quote #610
Schmidt: Dear Lord, do you mean to tell me that you're going to brunch with the woman that you love and her boyfriend? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
Winston: No, it's not that bad. I mean, I'm in a prank marriage, anyway. And I'm over Aly, so...
Schmidt: Don't you lie to me, Winston.
Winston: I'm not lying.
Schmidt: You and both know that you are not even a little bit over Aly. I'm coming with you.
Winston: All right, fine, Schmidt, you can come. But please, do me a favor? Don't be weird and start smelling people's bread. Either you eat bread, or you don't eat bread. There's nothing in between, man.
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Quote from Nick
Nick: So what was our best, in your opinion?
Cece: Ooh, you just walked right into that one.
Jess: Okay, it wasn't something that actually happened. It was historical.
Nick: Oh, historical, so was there a dragon?
Jess: No, it was historical. You think dragons are real?
Nick: I think there's a lot of debate about it. And there's a lot of blogs about it. And I know that as a fact, 'cause I've written one.
Jess: Do you think dinosaurs are dragons?
Nick: There's debate about dragons, Jess, and we're not doing this right now.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Well, I'm on my way to meet Aly and her boyfriend for brunch. [laughing] And I am super excited to meet him. [normally] Yeah, that was sarcasm. And this is shark-casm: I just hate eating people.
Quote from Winston
Tripp: 'Sup. Let's talk puss. Ready to show me your hairy little guy?
Schmidt: What?
Winston: Ugh. Oh. Yes, uh... Introducing... The mouse murderin', the heart burglarin', the king of the kennel, Furguson Michael Jordan Bishop. [Furguson purring] He's lickin' his no-no.
Schmidt: America's sweetheart.