Nick Quote #478

Quote from Nick in Double Date

Cece: I think you made a really good point. Maybe he is just, like, really into me. I mean, he has, like, stepped up his bed game a lot. It is so not about him anymore.
Nick: That's disgusting. Let me know when that treat's gonna happen. And, Cece, I'm sorry about this, but I'm gonna stand up and you're gonna see my penis, and when I walk out, you're gonna see my butt. Let's do this.
Cece: Oh.

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