Nick Quote #1321
Quote from Nick in Double Date
Nick: Okay, the moon landing... which is obviously fake.
Jess: No, it's not obviously fake.
Nick: No, that's actually not what-
Jess: Are you crazy?
Nick: The moon landing is definitely fake, by the way.
Jess: The moon landing's not- What?!
Nick: The shadows are off.
Jess: No, they're not.
Nick: Yes, they are. I've looked at photos on the Internet, and it proves it.
Jess: Nick, that's-
Nick: The shadows are off, the shadows are off!
New Girl Quotes
‘Double Date’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Jess: Oh, Nick, go, go! We're gonna lose them! You keep nerd-stopping at every sign!
Nick: Look, if I get another ticket, they're gonna make me wear eyeglasses.
Quote from Nick
Jess: Cece still hasn't called me. Do you think you could test my phone again?
Nick: I can't. I don't have any more minutes.
Jess: Minutes, Nick?! Who still has minutes on their phone?!
Nick: I bought 10,000 minutes in 1999 and I'm still using them. I'm sorry.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Um, that's interesting. I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized a lot of words.