Jess Quote #144
Jess: So, Brianna, I saw the robot arm in the user profile, so I know you made that video. So I thought we could sit and talk for a minute. [Brianna knocks Jess's flask of the desk with the robot arm] Look, Brianna, I know you're better than this. Can we talk about you for a few minutes?
Brianna: Can we talk about you instead?
Jess: I'm an open book. Ask me anything.
Brianna: How come you don't have a boyfriend? And why did Mr. Genzlinger dump you? And is it true that your boyfriend before that cheated on you? Are you barren, Miss Day? And why is your voice so deep like a man's?
Jess: It's no... it's not.
Brianna: Your happiness seems like a mask. Well, I better go.
[After Brianna walks away, an angry Jess grabs the head off Brianna's robot arm]
Jess: What have I done?
New Girl Quotes
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Quote from Winston
Nick: You know, I thought I heard the door open at 3:00 a.m. Those are the sounds of true love. Bet she had the time of her life.
Winston: What happened? Did I miss her?
Schmidt: You did.
Winston: Man, I love meeting the girls you bring home. I like to pretend like I'm your lover on the down-low. "Theodore K. Mullins. Damn, Schmidt, in our bed? Where we shave each other? I've always loved you, you're my boo."
Schmidt: Theodore K. Mullins is not my type, man.
Quote from Jess
Jess: [on the phone] Hi. Who do I speak to re: getting something removed from the Internet? Yeah, I can hold.
Quote from Winston
Jess: Hey, Schmidt. Oh, there is? Thank you. He says we should look out the window. There's a crescent moon out tonight.
Winston: Oh, dip, seriously?
[As Jess and Winston head to the window, Schmidt and Cece sneak into the apartment:]
Jess: Why do we care about a crescent moon?
Winston: I don't know. I'm gonna live up there someday.