Winston Quote #725
Quote from Winston in Raisin's Back
Cece: Ugh. Well, there goes the jukebox. It's been on the fritz for weeks.
Schmidt: I know.
Winston: Whoa. Hold on, now. It might have some life left in it, thanks to Dr. The Fonz. Heyyy... [Winston laughs] Check me out. [glass shatters]
Cece: What the hell?
Schmidt: Winston!
Winston: Ooh!
Schmidt: That's the least Fonzie move ever. It was borderline Chachi.
Winston: I just wanted to be... Art Fonzarelli for a day.
Schmidt: Ugh.
Winston: You know? Black dude playing a Jewish dude, playing an Italian dude and the world goes 'round.
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Schmidt: Yeah, it's not so easy, is it? Can't just snap your fingers and become a couple of Calvin Harrises-e-es.
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Schmidt: If I don't have my taste, then what's real? Are cargo shorts gorgeous? Was I wrong about rubber awareness bracelets? Should I grow a goatee?
Winston: Look, Schmidt, you got fooled. Who cares, man? [Cece chuckles]
Schmidt: I care, Winston. I care. [exhales] I always thought of myself as a brand, as a lifestyle, but now... you know what, I'm gonna take back that chair, and I'm gonna get rid of all my gingham and I'm gonna... go buy a 14-pack of tube socks... at the grocery store.
Quote from Winston
Winston: When we are done with this song, Schmidt will totally think it is by Diplo or Garrix or Deadmau5.
Cece: What is this?
Winston: Don't worry about that, your mind is in a weird situation. First things first. I recorded a bunch of noises around the loft. Right?
Cece: Mm-hmm.
Winston: So we could use it as the hook. It is the mark of any EDM song. Now, check this one out. Nick shaving without shaving cream. [Nick grunting] He's bleeding at this point.
Cece: It's good, I'm just laughing at...
Nick: Yeah, it's nasty.
Cece: ... just seeing him.
Winston: Okay, check this one out.
Schmidt: [recording] Haberman, my Haberman. Haberman. My Haberman. My-my-my-my Haberman.
Cece: This one has a pretty good rhythm to it.