Nick: My point is... your car deal went south, and so you need Nick Miller to twist some nips for you, yeah?
Jess: Nope. The nips have already been twisted. All I need right now is someone to pretend to be Jeff Day. And I would ask Sam, but he's in a procedure all day. He's de-webbing some kid's toes. It sounds whimsical, but it's actually very serious.
Nick: Why would you go to him? He cannot close this deal for you, Jess.
Jess: The deal has already been closed. Right now, I just need, literally, any man. [chuckling] If I could wish a mannequin to life, I would.