Schmidt: My mom still owes me my bar mitzvah money. I mean, we can ask her, but, you know, she's...
Nick: Pushy, overbearing, controlling.
Schmidt: So, what? Oh, she's a typical Jewish mom? It's anti-Semitic when you say it like that. So-so what, she likes to get involved? That's great, you know.
Nick: I don't feel very comfortable when I'm around her.
Schmidt: Well, boo-hoo, she thinks you want to have sex with her. Try learning about the birds and the bees from her using a doughnut and a banana. By the way, neither one of which are used for what you think they are.
Nick: How could that be?