Quote from Jess in The Crawl
Jess: Well, I love you, which is why I can't let you pass up this opportunity. If we were ready to live in the same place, then we should be ready to live 5,000 miles apart. Ryan: Yeah, I suppose, but... Jess: Well, I'll call you every night after work. It'll only be, like, midnight your time. Ryan: I could learn to stay up late. Maybe I should try cocaine! Jess: Yeah! Or coffee! Ryan: That, too.