Quote from Winston in Teachers
Winston: Well, I understand. You know, I've never told anyone this, but, um... I don't know how to read a ruler. I don't, I mean, how do you start? At the edge or the first tick? It's confusing to me. Nick: Are you serious? Schmidt: Do you know how to count? Winston: It always gets on top of me, and I can't... Schmidt: 'Cause then you should know how to use a ruler, you idiot! Winston: I'm an idiot? You can't even wash your own underwear, you dumbass.