Quote from Jess in Goldmine
Jess: Ian! Wait. I'm so sorry I lied, and you don't owe me anything, but could I just ask you one thing before you leave? Ian: What is this, an exit interview? Jess: Is there any good way I could have told you about my living situation? Ian: Okay, you know what? Fair question. Um... no! Jess: Look, Nick was just trying to help me. Ian: Clearly, he would do anything for you. I mean, he went so far as to hire an actual gay man to play his cheating lover. Jess: What? Oh, my God. You know what? I think that was Schmidt. He's... not gay. Ian: When are the lies gonna stop?!