Quote from Jess in Landline
Jess: Principal Foster, I am so sorry. I went overboard. Dr. Foster: First off, it's "Dog." Jess: Dog. Dr. Foster: Secondly, do not apologize. I have tried to corral these animals myself. It's impossible. Jess: Word. Dr. Foster: These teachers are straight-up ho's, Dog. Sometimes you just got to let people follow their urges. Jess: Yes. I completely agree. Dr. Foster: It's too bad we can't. Jess: We can't? Dr. Foster: Absolutely not. We're administrators, B. This is a lawsuit waiting to happen. Two administrators? Perfectly fine. But, unfortunately, as I've repeatedly told you, I'm not attracted to you. Jess: Right. You like Asians. Dr. Foster: So... Exactly. So that's off the table. Jess: Yeah. Dr. Foster: So, do us both a favor... Lock up that lobster.