Quote from Winston in Landline
Nick: It's the magazine. They want to cancel the interview. Winston: What? Nick: They want to do it right now or not at all. [on the phone] Yeah, this is Nick again. No, he-he did... He might... Hold on one second. I hear something. That might be him. Please hold. [quietly] You've got to talk to 'em. Winston: Why do I have to talk? Nick: Because even though you're the most awkward person I've ever met, you're magic on the phone and you know it. Winston: You know, I put those days behind me... Nick: Schmidt's right here. Hold one sec. You have to do it. For Schmidt. Winston: I need a soda, I need a straw and I need to get horizontal, so get out of my way. [grunts, exhales deeply] Yeah, this is Schmidt. What up?