Coach: I'm just so thankful, you know? Here we are, beautiful as all heck. Normal to above-normal endowments.
Schmidt: That's right.
Coach: It's like why were we given so much while others were given so little? I don't understand.
Schmidt: You know, I look at you and I see a stunning physical specimen. It's like you were created in a la...
in a lab. Full of gay scientists.