Quote from Schmidt in Dice
Schmidt: And that is why... No matter how tricked out it is... You never get into a van. Jess: "No van." Schmidt: Okay, moving on. Classic warning signs. Now, last night, the crazy man said he needed to meet you near his house. What he was really saying was, "I expect tonight to end in sex." Jess: Or maybe he doesn't like to be far from his pets. Schmidt: Never date a man with pets. The only acceptable pet for a man to have is a saltwater fish.