Schmidt: I'm picturing Cece naked.
Nick: Stop doing this! Cece has a boyfriend, and your obsession with her is not good for you, man. She's been away all summer, and you have been killing it!
Schmidt: Mostly hand stuff.
Nick: Who had sex with a bridesmaid on a 45-minute flight to San Jose?
Schmidt: Me.
Nick: You were boarding group "d." She was "b." How's that even possible?
Schmidt: Gotta think outside of the box, my man.