Jess: I'm so hungover and my body's shutting down and nothing you're saying makes any sense.
Nick: There is something serious I have to tell you about the future. The name of my firstborn child has to be Reginald VelJohnson. I lost a bet to Schmidt.
Jess: Reginald VelJohnson?
Nick: That is non-negotiable. Unfortunately.
Jess: The dad from Family Matters?
Nick: Well, the actor who plays the dad. The dad is Carl Winslow.
Jess: What was the bet on?
Nick: I said I could flip a big pancake [laughing] and I couldn't.
Jess: [muffled] How is this going to work?!
Nick: The only upside is the original name was gonna be Ass Baby, and I kind of talked my way out of that one.