Schmidt: I need you to ruin this bar mitzvah.
Nick: What do you say, just get out there and do some weird dancing?
Schmidt: It's got to be bigger than that, man.
Nick: Bigger than that?
Schmidt: Then I come out there and I knock you out.
Nick: It's all right. Again, it'll be a stage punch. Don't worry. I've done several productions of...
Both: West Side Story.
Nick: I know. You told me.
Schmidt: As a Puerto Rican Shark. Da, da.