Nick: It's Halloween. Don't overthink it. Well, you saw him. There he is. Let's get out of here.
Schmidt: I have to meet him, Nick. I have to.
Nick: No, you don't have to meet him. No, no, no.
Jess: You're a great kid, Sch You're a great kid, Schmidt.
Nick: No. Let me take you out to eat. I want to buy you something 'cause you met your hero.
Jess: Go to an all-night diner.
Schmidt: No, I have to meet... Got to meet him.
Jess: He's got to-
Schmidt: It's Michael Keaton!
Jess: Go get a blintz or two!