Quote from Schmidt in All In
Schmidt: [on the phone] Hey, Cece, it's Schmidt. Hi. You want me to come over tonight? I think I can make that work. Uh, can you give me, like, five minutes? Great. Um ooh, actually, could you hold on one second? [switches line] Hi, Elizabeth, my darling. How are you? Uh, tonight? You want to tonight. Um, could you just give me one second so I can check my calendar? That'd be great. [pounds the bed] I just checked it, and, uh it looks like there's a slight problem.