Quote from Schmidt in Virgins
Schmidt: Look, when we were dating, I was very limited as to what we could do sexually. It wasn't until the Iraqi war that I realized a guy could even be on top. But that's all different now. Now I have the Archduke. Cece: Schmidt, have you ever considered not using lube and some giant sex toy, and just being with her? Schmidt: Plain Janeing it? [scoffs] Yeah, okay.