Quote from Schmidt in TinFinity
Schmidt: Hey, man. Rented out the whole park, so take your soccer someplace else. Boy: Give us our ball back, you douche. Schmidt: Hey, yeah, sure, no, I'll give you your ball back. Great. [punctures it] Pure tin, pure tin. Take your football back to Europe. [throws ball] Boy: Really? Schmidt: Who's the douche now, you douche "B"?