Edgar: Remember when you told me to base my characters on people from my own life? Well, I based one on you.
Jess: So flattered.
Edgar: And then I realized that there was only one way for the story to end. You need to die.
Jess: Apricot, apricot. [as Edgar bends down to pick something up] No! [sings] Hey...! Uh, uh-uh-uh...! Look at that notebook.