Jess: Who's the jack-faced butthole who turned off the hot water?!
Winston: Witch! What have you done to my body?
Jess: Shut up, you! Why is there no hot water?!
Schmidt: Oh, I'm sorry, Jess. If you don't pay, you don't play. You also don't shower.
Jess: Are you serious?
Schmidt: [on the phone] Thank you, Denise.