Quote from Schmidt in Models
Schmidt: It's all good, man, all right? It's all "smoove in the groove." Mellow, man. Mega-mellow. Nick: Okay. Schmidt, what the hell are you doing? Schmidt: You don't think about me? Nick: What are you talking about? Earlier today, when I gave you the cookie, I heard very clearly, "I don't think about you, Schmidt." Nick: Why would I think about you?! Schmidt: Because we're friends, we're not animals. Nick: We're men, Schmidt! The only time a man is allowed to think about another man is when that man is Jay Cutler. Schmidt: I don't know who Jay Cutler is! Nick: Why are you saying "Cutler" like that? Schmidt: And I also don't know what is allowed in the Cold-Hearted Republic of Nick Miller, but I do know how I feel. Nick: Ugh!