Schmidt: Winston, your sister got so hot. I'm gonna have to Shaq attack her.
Winston: Schmidt.
Schmidt: May I have your blessing? 'Cause I'm gonna be, Like, dribbling up the court.
Winston: Schmidt.
Schmidt: Boom. Technical foul. Boom. Illegal use of the hands. Boom.
Charmaine: Hello, Schmidt.
Schmidt: Charmaine. Charmaine! The loft just became Big Mama's House! Give me a hug.
Charmaine: You gonna take care of this?
Winston: He's dead to me.
Charmaine: Okay.