Schmidt: Guys like us... Nick, too ... we're warriors. We just keep on fighting, and holding on, even when we know we're just making a big mistake.
Winston: Like Nick and Caroline.
Schmidt: And that earring.
Winston: I'm not giving this thing up.
Schmidt: You look like you were caught by a fly fisherman.
Winston: Dude, I've had it with the earring jokes.
Schmidt: You look like you should be standing in line to get into Shaquille O'Neal's birthday party.