Winston: I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna punch him in his rich, old white dude face. [to Russell] Not you. Joe Napoli.
Jess: So I guess you didn't get the job?
Winston: No, I got the job. And that's the problem.
[flashback:]
Joe Napoli: I want six shakes in my fridge at all times, ready to go. And I want it Beyoncé-colored. Not darker, not lighter. Beyoncé! [dumps milkshake on Winston's desk] Clean your damn desk!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: [whispering] Don't let him see you cry.