Jess: And Nick and Winston want to say to you that they really miss you.
Nick: You're freaking me out, man. Why are you wearing that crystal around your neck?
Schmidt: Nick, the crystal symbolizes energy.
Nick: All a crystal is is rock poo, Schmidt. Look, I need you, Schmidt. Okay, I need you to tell me what pants not to wear and to exercise more often. I need you to make fun of me when I call a panini a hot sandwich. How am I ever gonna learn?