Jess: I love the beach. Now, isn't this better than arguing about a hutch?
Schmidt: Yeah, if you like hanging out on the rim of a giant fish toilet. Jess, I can't believe you brought me down here.
Jess: This is a great place to talk about your problems.
Schmidt: Jess, this sucks ... I just want to go home.
Jess: Schmidt, come here. Look. You got the birds in the sky. Sea and sand. The wind in our hair.
Schmidt: [grunts] You've lost your kite! Have fun flying your string all day!