Jess: Schmidtty, Schmidtty, Schmidtty. Hey, um, so, I'm gonna go home with Oliver.
Schmidt: Great! I'm so happy. Hey, three words: Double bag it.
Jess: I got that covered. Um, these guys... Hundy bag, so...
Schmidt: A hundred condoms? What, are you gonna have sex with an army?
Jess: [sings] Oh, I'm gonna Get up in it, mon.
Schmidt: That's the biggest box of condoms I've ever seen, honestly. Does it have, like, a roller? Like, you know, you go through the airport with it?
Jess: I'm gonna rip him a new one.
Schmidt: Very intimidating. A normal man can go maybe three times in a night, depending on how much salmon he's had.