Schmidt: Whoa, Jess, you really did all this for me?
Jess: Okay, so... over here is kosher yogurt and honey.
Schmidt: Kosher yoge?
Jess: We got some condoms over here... small, medium, large, whatever your preference.
Schmidt: Well, I would use...
Jess: I don't want to know. And the R-rated section in the back with the stripper pole. It's normally used for stability, but tonight it's going to be used for $50 worth of semi-nudity.
Schmidt: Coincidentally, I'm wearing my lap dance pants.