Quote from Schmidt in Thanksgiving
Schmidt: Anyone who tells you the future of gravy is nitrogen-based is cooking with blinders on, Cece. What is...? Are you...? Did you wash your hands? Cece: I'll wash them after. Schmidt: Okay, no. See, just, can you just stop? Because now the entire bowl of walnuts is compromised. [throws them out] Cece: Wow. You're very sanitary. Do you wash your hands ten times a day? Schmidt: Okay, look, don't worry, Cece. If I need to, I can get my hands dirty. I mean, I get dirty all over. Cece: Would you eat this filthy walnut? Schmidt: Yeah, I mean, I'd eat the... yeah. Cece: Okay, open your mouth. Open your mouth, Schmidt. Schmidt: No! [water runs] Beautiful savage.