Schmidt: You know what, Jess? Come on. Let's just take the head off the couch. Come on. Sit up, girl. [Jess sits up] Look at that, doesn't that feel good? There we go.
Jess: I think that sounds nice. [sings] She's going out to find a rebound. Who's that girl? It's Jess!
Nick: Wait, did you just make up a theme song for yourself?
Schmidt: [pause] I'm- I'm gonna fix it.