Nick: Hey, little girl. Hi. You want to open the gate for me?
Girl: No. No? You want... Let me see what I got. A peanut butter sandwich? You want a peanut butter sandwich? Come here me a sec. Give me a sec. Look at this, look at this. Come over here, eat the peanut butter sandwich. Open the gate. Look. Mmm. So yummy. Come... come on, come on. Where you going? Hey! Little girl! Come on, little girl, please. Where you going? Ah. No.
Man: Hey! What are you doing?
Nick: Oh, I was just trying to get a little girl out of here. [groans] I want to be a girl's godfather. So, godfathers can basically make rules and do things with little kids when their parents aren't around.
Man: What? Excuse me?!
Nick: And also, they love me.
Man: You sick bastard.
Nick: No, no.
Man: You're coming with me.
Nick: No, no.
Man: Peanut butter sandwich. Disgusting.
Nick: Stop! Kids love me. I'm a famous author.