Big Schmidt: [to Winston] I'm not mad. I'm just incredibly disappointed in you. Five whiskeys, please.
Bartender: Coming up.
Big Schmidt: You're doing them all.
Winston: That's too much whiskey for my frame.
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: No, no, I know it seems like a lot, but binge drinking can be a fun and safe way to engage with life. This is one of your dear friend's bachelor parties, you know? If you miss out on it now, you miss out on the memories forever, Wally.
Winston: My name's Winston, but you're absolutely correct, man. I should not be sitting here, thinking about Aly. She's never going to go for a guy like me. Clearly living in a fantasy world. I should be getting drunk with you guys in this disgusting bar. [laughter]
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: Hear, hear. Cheers to that.
Winston: Oh, that is low quality whiskey.