Winston Quote #623
Quote from Winston in Road Trip
Big Schmidt: [to Winston] I'm not mad. I'm just incredibly disappointed in you. Five whiskeys, please.
Bartender: Coming up.
Big Schmidt: You're doing them all.
Winston: That's too much whiskey for my frame.
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: No, no, I know it seems like a lot, but binge drinking can be a fun and safe way to engage with life. This is one of your dear friend's bachelor parties, you know? If you miss out on it now, you miss out on the memories forever, Wally.
Winston: My name's Winston, but you're absolutely correct, man. I should not be sitting here, thinking about Aly. She's never going to go for a guy like me. Clearly living in a fantasy world. I should be getting drunk with you guys in this disgusting bar. [laughter]
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: Hear, hear. Cheers to that.
Winston: Oh, that is low quality whiskey.
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Schmidt: [loud thud] Somebody watch that.
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: I must say, this is not my favorite sort of white people in here.
Nick: Me neither. My favorite kind of white people are redheads with high socks. Male or female.
Quote from Winston
Big Schmidt: Hey, hey, hey, huh?
Winston: Welcome fellow groomsmen. Big Schmidt, your minivan is sweet as hell, dude.
Big Schmidt: Yeah. Well, you know, I got it for the kids, but, uh, it's not quite the chick magnet I was hoping for.
Winston: Yeah, of course not.
Big Schmidt: I mean, I-I am straight hounding for some Sin City strange, you know. I don't care if it's a man, woman, or child.
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: You really should care if it's a child.
Winston: Yeah, them kids, man.
Robby: Yeah, no children.
Big Schmidt: No. God, God, of course not. You know, that's not what I'm saying. I was just listing...
Quote from Cece
Nick: [to Schmidt] What is going on with you?
Cece: Yeah, babe. Just because a scary man yelled his name in your face doesn't mean you can't like sake baths.