Coach: Health is the most important subject on Earth.
Jess: Yes, it is important.
Coach: 'Cause you know kids, they're always wanting to have sex with each other. They don't know that it just feels good for a second and then you're sad.
Jess: And that's why we need someone great, someone strong, who the kids trust. Okay. Someone who can yell at them about chlamydia.
Coach: That does... that sounds like... like something Coach would do.