Nick: All right, we live here. Where are we supposed to go?
Jess: This is my fault. 'Cause I'm going through a sexual awakening. It's like I'm tapping into this raw sexual energy that the universe is putting forth. And it's just both imploding and exploding at the same time. And it's kind of like I'm a young nun. And Nick is my sexy monseigneur. And I'm a... I'm just going to shut up.
Winston: Both of you need to shut up, okay? You're having sex, not inventing it. It can't be that good.
Jess: It's good.
Winston: Stop saying, "Squeeze my biscuits." I'm serious, Nick.
Nick: Sorry.
Winston: And, Schmidt, stop taking it out on everybody else, man. Deal with your breakups. Ain't no way in hell I got a cat brothel going on in my room and I'm the only normal person in this loft.