Quote from Schmidt in Quick Hardening Caulk
Schmidt: Excuse me. You, sir, that works here. What is this fish ... the one that floats like an angel? How much for this one? Aquarium Docent: Ah, that is the lovely but elusive California lionfish. Schmidt: It's perfect. I must have it. Aquarium Docent: S-Sadly, sir, you can't. Schmidt: What do you mean I can't? Aquarium Docent: It's... illegal, sir. This fish is protected by the great state of California. Schmidt: Gimme it! Aquarium Docent: No...? [Schmidt lunges at him] Winston: What are you doing? Schmidt: Why can't I have the things that I want? Winston: Sorry about that. Schmidt: Don't look at the fish, kids. You can't have any of them! None of them are for sale! Love is a lie. It is. Winston: Calm down! Schmidt: Love is a lie. Love is a lie. Winston: We're leaving. We're leaving.