Jess: Is that crazy?
Russell: No, but maybe it's not signs and curses you're worried about. Maybe it's the relationship? I mean, maybe, deep down, you know you and Nick aren't right for each other.
Jess: Wait, what?
Russell: What are you running from? Here I am, sitting with an amazing, beautiful, smart woman on her wedding day, and she's stoned and wearing an eye patch, and sitting in a dank stairwell with her ex. You want to talk about signs, that's a sign.
Jess: A sign of what?
Russell: Don't marry Nick. Be with me. Jess. I love you.
Jess: Oh, boy.