Cece: Sx date! We are having sex tonight out of our daughter's earshot.
Aly: Okay.
Jess: Tell me, in the realm of Cece and Schmidt sex-capades, like, how far out are you going? Are you, like, crossing state lines or...?
Cece: No. Tonight, we are actually gonna keep it simple.
[meanwhile, at the bar:]
Schmidt: I have made extremely elaborate plans. I've lined up a babysitter, booked a hotel room, commissioned a new negligee, custom-made by a Japanese man that I found on EtsyXXX. I can't wait for Cece to see me in it.
Winston: What?
[cut back:]
Cece: I think that he bought me some sort of Japanese negligee. [laughter] I know. I found it, like, hidden in the back of the closet. I'm gonna need a team of people to get me into that.