Cece: I really thought you were gonna come back from Europe engaged.
Jess: Yeah. It would've been nice if he'd proposed, but you know what happens when we start talking about the future... we start freaking out. If the bird's stomach's full of bread, don't give him cheese crackers.
Cece: Can't not say it: love the nose ring.
Jess: Yeah, it was a big mistake.
Cece: Huge.
Jess: But not as huge as the neck tattoo.
Cece: The what now?
Jess: Yeah, neck tattoo. I've been telling people it stands for "Justice Shall Eventually..."