Jess: Well, he's taken up surfing now.
Schmidt: Oh, he's taken up surfing? How nice. A middle-aged man who surfs and French-kisses his customers. What a hero.
Jess: Why did you have his number in the wedding drive at all?
Schmidt: Because I was maybe... warming up to the idea of inviting him, but now that the nightmare called "this afternoon" has happened, I can very well see that I'm not ready. So I'm sorry, Jess, but there will be no papa nah-nah at the wedding for you.