Nick: Jess! Reagan and I were romantic together.
Jess: Ooh. I didn't know that.
Nick: Which means I've been romantic with both of you.
Jess: Cool.
Nick: And it's not just because you have brown hair and you've shared this room. But because you're great, top-shelf ladies. And I had the opportunity, and so I reached in the cookie jar, and I grabbed a chocolate chip and an oatmeal. And I'm not saying who's who. [sighs] I've gotten off-track. Your worlds must be turned absolutely upside down. This must be devastating, as it is to me. We're all feeling emotions we couldn't even begin to discuss. A lot of us are having bad anxiety, and our legs are feeling weird and tingly.