Nick: No, I appreciate you looking out for me. I-I've got no chance with Reagan. She's hot and she's cool and she's bisexual. That means she likes men and women.
Winston: I know what bisexual means.
Nick: I can't compete with that. That's too many people, Winston. That's all the people! It's time to stop chasing
the magic. Now I'm gonna ask out a girl who will not stop staring at me. But why do I feel so nervous?
Winston: You know, I'll tell you why you're nervous, my friend. [Nick walks off] It's because you're human. Because you're... Where the hell is my cherry?