Louise Schmidt: I met a Mexican woman at the nail salon... who made me realize... I need to let go. You're a man. And you deserve your bar mitzvah money.
Schmidt: Thanks, Mom.
Nick: Mike, we want to buy your ten percent of the bar.
Louise Schmidt: This bar?! There's a dying catfish laying on the sidewalk out front!
Mike: This would be a hilarious time for me to back out... but okay.
Nick: Yes! We're part owners!
Nick & Schmidt: [chant] We're part owners!